Na na na na na BAT-TIGHTS!

The Dark Knight wouldn’t be caught dead in these, but you know Robin be dressing up in them in his free time. It makes him feel pretty. You can snag a pair for just $12. Not a Batman fan? Huh? Who? What? I don’t understand. But there are other styles available including bear, bunny, kitty, and more. Not nearly as bad ass as the Batman ones, but then again, they’re tights. Which are not inherently bad ass to begin with.