Pill That Will Make Your Poop Glitter
After turning your natural gases smell better ( Make Your Farts Smell Like Mint With This Underwear Patch ) now we present to you pill that make your poop glitter! Yes we are all serious, It is a great party trick (Don’t ask what sort of party).
You can watch your poop glitter from all the blood and intestines you spat out. Yep and you will S*** glitter.
The company advises against actually swallowing the pills, claiming that they are for decorative purposes only — and reviewers have conveniently left out any information suggesting they’ve tested the sparkles out on their digestive systems.
But, hypothetically speaking, the pills should effectively spruce up your sh*t.
They even come in a multitude of hues, so you can choose what shade of blue, pink or gold you want your poo ( I prefer saying S*** but poo is polite pfff) to be.
Do try it on but do keep 911 on speed dial and….. Well do not eat it. Don’t tell me I have to put caps and bold on for the warning. DO NOT EAT!
Why the hell I am humming, Glitter & Gold by Rebecca Ferguson,