Shoes That Look Like Donald Trump’s Combover, We Are Serious
Check out Gucci’s new Princetown Goat-Hair Mules. They’re selling for $1,800 and look just like Donald Trump’s atrocious combover. I’m gonna be real with you: I have no idea how to process any of this, so if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to curl up in the corner and rock back and forth until my therapist calls me back. This is serious, very serious actually.