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Three-Peen Liquor Has Essence of Dog Wang, Deer Dong, and Seal Schlong

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Three-Peen Liquor

Only the bravest of men will dare try the ‘Three Pen’s Liquor’ that’s currently available in China. As the name implies, it’s rice wine that has been brewed with d’cks from three different animals to give humans extra virility and vitality: dog, deer, and seal peen. The fact that schlongs were simmering along with the brew is enough to turn a lot of people off of it. This is one drink for the real Schlongs!

The plain and simplistic bottles are labeled as ‘Tezhi Sanbian Jiu’, which roughly translates to ‘Three Peens.’ The Chinese are always adding body parts and nasty bits to their brews and tonics, and this particular one is for raising the virility and potency of dudes who need help in that area.

If you’re curious or just want to try it, the Three Peen liquor is available in supermarkets in Shanghai. If you ever tried it or will try it — do let us know about the taste and vitality it gives.


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