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Unicorn Tears Gin Is The Most Magical In The Land

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Unicorn Tears Gin Is The Most Magical In The Land

Now you can imbibe yourself on the tears of a truly majestic mythical creature! That’s right, Firebox is selling this Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur for $62 a bottle.

No word on whether or not the tears involved are happy or sad, but my guess is, you’ll find out after drinking half a bottle. Calling your friends at 4 AM to tell them that you love them? Those are happy tears. Regrettable, but happy. Calling your EX at 4 AM to ask her where everything went wrong? Those are sad tears. Sad and a lot of regret in the morning.


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